Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
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Your face isn’t so scary, once you get used to it.

long-ass list of favorite one-off ds9 characters (11/?): Taya

    Your face isn’t so scary, once you get used to it.

    long-ass list of favorite one-off ds9 characters (11/?): Taya

    Posted 17 hours ago with 3 notes

    amelia pond, the girl who b e l i e v e d 

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    Posted 17 hours ago with 2,274 notes via - source
    solo-by-choice inquired:
    private detective au + odo/kira :P

    peterrrcapaldi:

    "So, got anything interesting for us today, Odo?" she asks by way of greeting.

    He keeps his eyes trained on the pile of folders in front of him and pushes a hot cup of coffee her way with a grunt. “Oh, the usual. No less than a dozen clients seeking an investigation into Mr. Quark for petty theft. Sisko’s boy and his little friend are causing mayhem around town.” He shakes his head. “Teenagers.”

    Kira’s lips quirk up in a smirk at the way his lips curl over the word, like it left a bitter taste in his mouth. Jake and Nog were pests, but she knew he harbored an odd sort of affection for the kids. They both did. “In other words, nothing important.”

    "Nothing important," he agrees.

    "Well, I guess that can’t be a bad thing. The crime rate has been steadily decreasing over the past few years, and if some annoying kids and a bartender are our biggest problems, then I’d say we don’t have much to complain about."

    Odo drops the file on his desk with a sigh. “I suppose you’re right,” he grumbles.

    Kira laughs at that, a pleasant sound that fills his ears, brightens the dingy room. He can’t stop the smile that splits his face into one of his rare, genuine smiles. Hearing her laugh was one thing, but knowing he was responsible for it flustered him in a way few things could.

    Posted 17 hours ago with 4 notes via - source

    send me a (horribly cliched) au + a pairing for a drabble/ficlet/fic!

    sensoryinputpatterns:

    • Soulmates au
    • Coffee shop au
    • Roommates au
    • College au
    • High school au
    • Doctor/companion au
    • Celebrity au
    • Lab/crime/whatever partners au
    • Boss/coworker au
    • New neighbours au
    • Superhero au
    • Hogwarts au
    • Fake relationship au
    • Share a cab au
    • Mistaken identity au
    • Private detective au
    • Immortal au
    • Doctors au
    • Bakery au
    • Star Trek au
    • Sharing a cab au
    • Got each others bag au
    • Wrong number au
    • Cops/police au
    • Teachers au
    • On the same train au
    • Disney-movie-of-your-choice au
    • Magic au
    • Reincarnation au
    • AU of your choice

    Posted 19 hours ago with 334 notes via - source

    nubbsgalore:

    photos of a volcanic eruption and lavafall at fimmvorduhals, east of glacier eyjafjallajokull, taken between march and april 2010, by (click pic) örn óskarsson, skarphéðinn práinssonchristopher lund, sólveig björgsnorri gunnarsson and james appleton

    Posted 20 hours ago with 3,425 notes via - source